The tough thing about being a specialist is being alone. A team gives you a whole new perspective. I guess it’s the difference between fighting against something and fighting for something… or someone.

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"w is not a vowel"

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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What did you read?
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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
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icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

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rosaparking:

This dumb b*tch fly dropped dead in my room yeah puta thts what you get for thinking you can just fly onto my turf and nothing gonna happen. No way like you think imma let you live??? Think again b*tch. #stepuprevolution #thestreets

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